A random collection of words clatters
around making the noise of fingers tapping keys on the keyboard. Yawn.
Data. Yawn. Datum occur. Transmits yawn. God I'm so boring. It's why I have
no friends, because I'd rather be boring and master technical things so I
can have other friends besides the ones I used to have. But I'm no master
of technical friends, it's why I have no boring either.
I don't know that my brain will produce
enough words tonight to fill out this block. It must deliver something. I
need it to deliver more interesting words if I want people to read this.
Seriously. Oh what do I care? I'm just trying to make something that
looks interesting to read.
Clearly I fail
on that count. Perhaps some mumbo jumbo: Wiggling reams of transfer
agility, I lather the pillow beneath my telephone directory, hoping I can
flinch against the mash potato. The crutch of mumbo jumbo cannot help
<code>How about some
code?</code> Noffle cough the toad. I don't care for code no more. Oh
this is really tough. I need enough paragraphs of text to get this block
that looks like a page to take on portrait orientation, and there's a long
way to go to reach that goal yet.
Still, I have
not consulted the dictionary to remind myself of words which are not
falling into my immediate vocabulary - but now I have extended my immediate
lexicon - see. I am not a fan of the word vernacular. It is a very
unappealing word which leaves a bad taste in the mouth, almost
distressingly so. Perhaps one could say of those who use it with regularity
that these people are not to be trusted. They who speak of the
I hope my ignorance is not
painfully obvious. I'm not sure about those who are normative either.
Perhaps the taste left in one's mouth after dealing with normative people
is even more unpleasant than those who scorn those who speak in the
vernacular always. My advice is to never be normative nor scorn those who
speak in the vernacular.
Luckily for you
my brain has almost delivered enough material for the collected words to
arrange themselves before you in a portrait orientation. Lucky for me even
as I'm starting to bore myself as well as you.
Just this one last paragraph should do it -
I better make it a really good paragraph full of ingeneous word
arrangements to bedazzle your mind with my extensive lexicon; I'm going to
abandon the vernacular all together for this, it's going to be really
fabulous, I can't wait.