Proximity: Open Call

man 1:			ahoy there! you! come here!

stranger 1:		me?

man 1: 			no, him over there!

stranger 1: 		do you need help?

man 1: 			yes, please help!

man 1, stranger 1: 	ahoy there! come here!

woman 1: 		me?

man 1, stranger 1: 	no, not you, him over there!

woman 1: 		oh I see.... do you need help?

man 1, stranger 1: 	ooh we don't mind if you do, yes please,
			please help us call him over there.

woman 1: 		ok I will, ahoy there! you over there!
			come here!

man 1: 			ahoy there! come here!

stranger 1: 		oi you! are you deaf? come here!

child 1:	[stares at ground]

stranger 1: 		COME HERE!

child 1:	[stares at ground]

man 1: 			AHOY THERE! COME HERE!

child 1:	[stares at ground]

woman 1: 		YOU OVER THERE! COME HERE!

stranger 1:		Aaaaahhhhhoooooyyyyyyyyy Tttthhhheeerrrreeee!

child 1: 	[Cycles off on BMX].

man 1: 			COME HERE!

woman 1: 		HERE! WE SAY! COME HERE!

stranger 2: 		YOU OVER THERE COME HERE!

man 2: 			I say, excuse me, but I think those
			people are calling you.

man 3: 		[pulls out chicken from beneath arm pits]

man 2: 		[Coughs loudly]

woman 1: 		Ahoy!

man 2:			I say, those people appear to be calling
			you.

man 1: 			You over there!

stranger 1: 		Come here!

child 1: 	[Does wheelie]

child 1:	[Does endo]

man 2:			AHOY THERE! YOU THERE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF
			ME! I SAY! GO THERE!

child 2:	[Lays on ground]

child 1:	[Bunnyhops over child 2]

man 3:		[Pokes man 2 in eye with chicken beak]

woman 1:		Ahoy there you over there come here!

chicken 1:		cluck cluck cluck

child 1:	[Picks up a collection of Italio Calvino short stories
		found discarded in gutter and re-discards over hedge
		into the vicarage garden]

child 2:	[Stares into a blue sky scattered with clouds passing
		by overhead]

man 3:		[Kicks chicken at man 2]

man 1:			I say, you over there! Stop that!

stranger 1:		Come here!

woman 1:		You over there come here this instant!

stranger 1:		Come here!

man 1:			Ahoy there come here!

man 2:		[Picks chicken up and walks toward woman 1]

chicken 1:		cluck cluck cluck

man 3:		[Follows man 2 from a distance of 3 feet (size
		10 euro)]

man 2:			Ahoy there! I don't know whats the matter
			with him, he doesn't seem quite the ticket!

man 1:			Ahoy! How is your eye!?!?

woman 1:		YOU OVER THERE COME HERE!

man 3:		[turns around and starts running]

man 1:			YOU! COME BACK!

man 3:		[jumps over hedge in the vicarage garden]

chicken 1:		cluck cluck cluck


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"Proximity: Open Call"

A scene

Journal entry - 00:39 Wednesday 15 January 2014

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